| Guess what happens when that sucker hits zero?
No, John Wick isn't going to come avenge his pet ant that you stepped on yesterday.
No, Cerberus isn't going to emerge from the extradimensional Hellmouth to feed on the flesh of the falsehearted.
And no, Darth Vader isn't going to finally launch an ASMR YouTube channel.
Instead, I'm going to stop spamming you to buy my wondiferous wares and return to the coalface and forge new nuggets for you to nibble on, like supplements, articles, books, and podcasts.
Before I do, though, a message from my handlers:
Our Black Friday sale ends in less than 60 hours, so if you haven't saved BIGLY on all things Legion yet, this is your last chance to claim your discount.
Go here now:
And just how much can you save?
Well, everything in our store is discounted up to 30% off, and if you want to save a whacking 50% on your entire order, you want to buy 3 or more supplements.
Because then . . .
- You'll save 30% on your entire order regardless of the individual product discounts.
- You'll save another 20% in the form of a free gift card ($20 on orders over $99; $30 on orders over $149; and $40 on orders over $199).
Go for it!
Mike
P.S. A pro tip to save even more:
Use your reward points to instantly save more (every thirty three points saves you one dollar).
You can also take advantage of our pay-over-time options Sezzle, Klarna, or Paypal Pay in 4 to stock up bigly and pay later, in four equal and interest-free installments over six weeks (and with no impact to your credit). | 
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