Real Girls: FINAL WARNING: Mega-savings expiring in 3, 2, 1 . . .

Well, friend...

If you haven't taken advantage of our biggest sale of the year yet, your procrastination is about to pay off.

Because unlike the nearly 25,000 customers who have already purchased with us, YOU still have something to look forward to.

Basically, by delaying your indulgence in our sensual savings, you now get to enjoy a bigger surge of post-transactional bliss.

Think of it like economic edging.

But you've waited long enough, frando. It's time to release the Kraken.

Because when this timer hits zero . . .

. . . the discounts disappear and the prices go back up.

Everything in our store is still buy one, get one 50% off, but not for long. Plus, you can get up to $100 in free gifts.

Orders over $99 get a free $10 Legion gift card, orders over $149 get a free $20 gift card and book ($30 value), and orders over $199 get a free $40 gift card, book, and meal plan ($100 value).

So, if you get switched on by stuff like...

Having the energy and intensity to crush each and every workout with a bit to spare (with Pulse).
Speeding up your metabolism and amplifying the power of your body's fat-burning chemicals so you can burn more calories and lose more fat (with Phoenix).
Sipping on silky smooth, decadently rich whey protein shakes that help you build muscle faster (with Whey+).
Boosting your post-workout recovery so you get less sore from your workouts and make faster gains (with Recharge).