Real Girls: ONLY 4 HOURS LEFT

Well friend . . .

If you haven't taken advantage of our Labor Day sale yet, your procrastination is about to pay off.

Because unlike the nearly 12,000 customers who have already purchased with us, YOU still have something to look forward to.

Basically, by delaying your indulgence in our sensual savings, you now get to enjoy a bigger surge of post-transactional bliss.

Think of it like economic edging.

But you've waited long enough, frando. It's time to release the Kraken.

Because when this timer hits zero . . .

. . . the discounts disappear and the prices go back up.

Everything in our store is still buy one get one 50% off, but not for long. Plus, you can get up to a $20 free Legion gift card.

Orders over $99 get a free $10 Legion gift card and orders over $149 get a free $20 gift card.

So, if you get switched on by stuff like . . .

Having the energy and intensity to crush each and every workout with a bit to spare (with Pulse).
Speeding up your metabolism and amplifying the power of your body's fat-burning chemicals so you can burn more calories and lose more fat (with Phoenix).
Sipping on silky smooth, decadently rich whey protein shakes that help you build muscle faster (with Whey+).
Boosting your post-workout recovery so you get less sore from your workouts and make faster gains (with Recharge).